Davy Jones' Locker

I sail against the winds of fate from World's End to Hell and Back. Care to Join me?

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Run out the Guns...this is about to get nasty...

Well, lads, you heard me! We ain't got much time to do it, either. Things have taken a turn for the worst and your Cap'n here may be payin' for a debt that isn't his. It's not even my fight, for Pete's sake!

In essence, this Cap'n here has has been hapless enough to wander into a war and he's bein' forced to pick sides. Honestly, neither of them may be right, but i do know which one's wrong. That much is certain.

So, enough with the shanannigans. Basically, Tina is angry at me for showing a tad bit, alright, you got me, a good deal, of affection towards Tink whom, in case you forgot, lied to Tina's face about a mistake she'd made in her relationship. I really do like Tina a lot, she's my favorite person, mind you, but i'm morally opposed to not being around someone whom i like or, at the very least, enjoy the company of purely because my frined doesn't wish it. I'm going to do what makes me happy first, then i'll worry about someone else. Besides, i'm not even involved in the conflict! Who am i to judge Tink for lying to Tina about what she did; no one, that's who. I have no right and neither does she. Plain and simple. And now, ladies and gents, i am forced to take a fall for it. A fall that may drastically change how things work at my youth group. And, the sad thing is, whether i win or lose, somebody's not coming back. This isn't good.

It bodes ill for every mother's son who calls himself pirate.

Run out the guns, ladies! Give me grapeshot every other cannon! Arm yourselves, lads. We take the ship.

*a young deckswab steps forward and speaks in a humbled tone*

"And what of the survivors, Cap'n."

*Cap'n Vincent stopped and tapped the hilt of his rapier. He drew it and sighed as he leaned on it. His weary body collapsing onto the steel. He stood tall and laid it on his shoulder drawing his pistol in the process.*

"There's not enough rum for 'em. Let 'em drink Davy's."

Raise the black flag. We sail under the colors you were born into. Let every mother's son remember why she's named The Regret. And never let them forget it.

Cap'n Vincent of The Regret before the battle against the Forced Debt.
"The Ace of Spades"

21 Comments:

  • At 8:22 PM, Blogger Lancehead said…

    Bro...I think you have way too much time on your hands, we should hang out and fix that.

     
  • At 8:35 PM, Blogger Anthony Kayer said…

    lol

     
  • At 10:03 PM, Blogger Cellar door said…

    Cooch, you are just one HUGE cheese-fest. But I love you for it.

    hope you figure things out.

     
  • At 10:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    have you ever thought of writing children's stories.... or Harlequin Romance novels? Ya know, your attention to detail IS impeccable!

     
  • At 12:06 AM, Blogger Heather said…

    I agree with everyone, too much time indeed. Yet, I love you for it to. You are very good with words. I admire you for that. Well see you in about 8 hours for VOCAL JAZZ.

    Love always,
    Heather

     
  • At 6:11 AM, Blogger Unknown said…

    heck yes for spotlight! and it was really fun having everyone over a few days back. thanks for letting us invade your house!

    luv always

    lady li

     
  • At 7:10 AM, Blogger Cap'n Vincent said…

    Harlequin Romance novels...that would be fun...and, ironically enough, my mother writes children's stories...lol

    Thank you for the compliment, Anonymous.

     
  • At 9:35 AM, Blogger Anthony Kayer said…

    a nice change of pace...

     
  • At 7:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    i also must say you are a fabulous writer. mainly though, you should do what pleases you other people should learn to deal with it. and if they don't...then...well, i can't imagine that they won't. don't compromise your values!

     
  • At 1:03 PM, Blogger Esmerelda said…

    Oh my stars and garters it was the French wasn't it, those dirty bastards, well there's no backing down now captain, stay the sails and remember your loyal crew's always got your back
    ~Bonny Margaret (ask Mike)

     
  • At 6:28 PM, Blogger Unknown said…

    i dont understand who the hell is tink? and your not a pirate... :p beat that

     
  • At 3:50 PM, Blogger Cap'n Vincent said…

    If you had been paying attention, Queen Ho Crotch, jk...lol, this whole episode takes place at my church with people you don't know...geeze...get with the program.

    lol

    :)

     
  • At 8:41 PM, Blogger Lancehead said…

    Way to much time...:D

     
  • At 8:43 PM, Blogger Anthony Kayer said…

    bum bum bum...

     
  • At 8:45 AM, Blogger Cap'n Vincent said…

    Well, bro, much to the dismay of everyone, soon that time will be up...

    :O
    ...
    :)

     
  • At 12:18 PM, Blogger Anthony Kayer said…

    ....O_o

     
  • At 1:44 PM, Blogger Draco Mädchen said…

    The bread is his soul. He's trying to buy back a loaf of his soul.

     
  • At 3:10 PM, Blogger Lancehead said…

    mmmm bread *drools*

     
  • At 5:40 PM, Blogger Esmerelda said…

    get back you fiend that's my bread and I'm prepared to take fight you to the grave for it
    grrrrrr
    ~Em

     
  • At 7:33 PM, Blogger Lancehead said…

    HAHA! YOU WILL NEVER SUCCEED!

     
  • At 7:40 AM, Blogger Cellar door said…

    uuuuuuuuuupdddddddaaaaaatttttteee

     

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