Away on Shore Leave
Yes, ladies and gents', i'm going away this weekend for a little shore leave. I need a bit of separation from the glorious harshness of the wind and the waves. I believe if i can take myself completely out of the situation and out of context, it will be easier to get our heading.
So, thus, i give you all permission to go ashore for the weekend. Find yourselves good ale and a good serving whench...or bartender, if that's how you like 'em.
Oh, i almost forgot! we're, uhm, shall we say, short on rum, so, if you happen to find anyone kind enough to lend us use of theirs, be sure to thank them before you take it.
And don't drink it all before i get back. Dibs on the oldest bottle.
Cap'n Vincent of The Regret
"The Ace of Spades"
So, thus, i give you all permission to go ashore for the weekend. Find yourselves good ale and a good serving whench...or bartender, if that's how you like 'em.
Oh, i almost forgot! we're, uhm, shall we say, short on rum, so, if you happen to find anyone kind enough to lend us use of theirs, be sure to thank them before you take it.
And don't drink it all before i get back. Dibs on the oldest bottle.
Cap'n Vincent of The Regret
"The Ace of Spades"
posted by Cap'n Vincent @ 4.8.06
17 Comments:
At 9:41 AM,
Anthony Kayer said…
WHY IS THE RUM GONE!?! o_O
At 11:07 AM,
Heather said…
The rum is gone because the captain drank it all. lol. Have fun on your retreat. Talk to you when you get back.
Love always,
Heather
At 12:31 PM,
Cap'n Vincent said…
I think it's quite apparent why the rum is gone. Have you looked at yourself in the mirror lately? *hiccup*
Then again, have I?
At 3:54 PM,
Anthony Kayer said…
wut are you trying to say?
At 8:36 PM,
Lancehead said…
...I think it's pretty obvious that I drank all of it.
At 9:28 PM,
Esmerelda said…
ummm why are you pirate, just a little curious b/c you're crazy, not that they're not cool they rock all my socks yeah
~Em
At 10:26 PM,
Anthony Kayer said…
CARL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!....*sobs....how could you...i thought you, the rum, and I had something...and you go and pull a stunt like this...i dont even know you anymore..*sniff
At 7:33 AM,
Fred_Zim said…
Have a smashing time on your retreat. I'll have a whole keg of rum ready for your return Captain.
At 8:32 AM,
Lancehead said…
I...um..had to stop the rum from taking over the world. *hiccup*
At 12:47 PM,
Anthony Kayer said…
LIAR...thou shalt pay for thy imputence....*piches your arm....MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA *scurries away...
At 1:34 PM,
Lancehead said…
OW!
At 2:02 PM,
Anthony Kayer said…
haha...thats right!
At 3:49 PM,
Lancehead said…
...you didn't have to pinch me...*smashes a bottle of rum on your head* SUCKER! HAHAHAHA! *vanishes*
At 11:00 PM,
Anthony Kayer said…
Hey!...that reely hurt...meanie...i will search the end of the earth to find you, you fiend...rrright after i drink this rum *licks the floor clean...
At 7:10 AM,
Lancehead said…
*sneeks form behind and smashes head with chair* WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*vanishes*
At 1:56 PM,
Anthony Kayer said…
oh Carl...its on...bada bada badadadadada bada bada badaaaaaaaaaaa....(awsome theme musc)
At 5:50 PM,
Cap'n Vincent said…
*walks in surveying the carnage before him*
I leave for two blody days and you're already breakin' bottles and furniture overeach other's heads...
Carl, you owe me for that rum.
Oh, Freddie, we are DEFINATELY ready to crack open that keg. Definately ready, indeed.
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